Sneaky sex can be tricky, but it’s exciting to fine-tune it if you want a spicy sex life. So never fear – here are some fun tips for you to follow.
So maybe you’re heading to your parents’ house for the week, but you technically still live with them when you’re not at college. And you know you’ll be feeling a rise in your insatiable libido, when just can’t get your hands off your new boo. So what to do?
20 tips for having satisfying sneaky sex—every time
As they say, desperate times call for desperate measures. So it’s a good thing sneaky sex is here to save the day—and not leave you going to bed unsatisfied and frustrated.
So without further ado, we’re lecturing you on how you can perfectly pull off some sneaky sex and not get caught.
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#1 Have the right mindset. Remember, you’re going to have sneaky sex, so manage your expectations. This means no time for wooing and cinematic undressing.
You get what you get, and you make the most of it. Having this mindset allows you to easily capitalize on your opportunities as they arise. You no longer have the luxury of having to be turned on or being in the mood…
#2 Dress for success. Since you’re going to have no time to undress yourselves completely, at least allow easy access. A short skirt or dress for women works, as well as easy-zip pants for men. Also, keep the stains in mind, so opt for dark colors. Have a jacket or scarf handy to hide any aftermath marks.
#3 BYOC. Bring your own condom. Or at least have some form of contraceptive or protection handy. You wouldn’t want to be all ready, but at the last minute have the ultimate let-down *or waste some more precious time* just because you didn’t prepare to take the right safety precautions.
#4 Have a code. What’s sneakier than sex in code? Whether you’re around friends or family, you have to have a way to let each other know you’re down for some sneaky sex. Whether you invent your own word or just nonchalantly say, “Did I just see a Brontosaurus?” Any code you’ve agreed upon beforehand would work.
#5 Schedule a tryst. Sneaky sex doesn’t just have to be spontaneous. You can go sneaky—but with a schedule too. For example, if you can’t do it in both your places *uhm, roommates* or your place is just always flooded by kids and family, then schedule at least a three-hour getaway. And just chalk it up to “something important.”
#6 Come prepared. But not too prepared. Leave the toys and lubes at home. All you have to do is to plan ahead, be open, and flexible for any change of plans. And then make it easy for the both of you to “bring it on,” so to speak.
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#7 Sound proofing. Keep it on the down low. Be quiet. No matter how much you feel like sighing or screaming, at that very moment, being quiet is more like a life or death situation. Whether you have to bite your knuckles or scream into a pillow, do what you have to do. Or else, risk being found out and tremendously embarrassed.
#8 Straight to the point. Keep foreplay at the bare minimum. Sneaky sex doesn’t really have the luxury of time and other pleasantries, especially if you’re doing a quickie or doing it in public.